UNC Student Organization for Undergraduate Literature

Hi everyone.

This is probably the most important announcement I've ever posted here:

My birthday is approaching. It's just a few days away: Tuesday, April 29th. That's right, it's just next week. I will be 23. Say it out loud. TWENTY THREE. Imagine yourself turning 23. It's not the exultant 21, or the confused 22, but the resigned 23: settling in for the climb. Approaching the hill of 30. Comrades... it's hard to grow old.

I post this announcement in order to let you all know that I won't be offended if you give me gifts.

Love,
Your Friend,
Sarah Bull

(This is in jest, really.)